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Wow.

Worst. Week. Ever.

Wow

Best. Week. Ever.

OH HAI THAR TUMBLR

How you doin’? ;D

For all you singles who have been waiting to learn the secret of how to pick up the ladies, Link has your answer.

I heard splash automatically kills your opponent if you hold start select and a down for 30 seconds, but only if you have a blue gameboy of course.

Nael Abu-Jazar

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying ‘flee at once - all is discovered.’ They all left town immediately.

Mark Twain

The E-Trade baby is stuck in a timeout, because, apparently, riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment. <3